Mom Is My Emergency Contact Podcast

Snapisode: Lips Meet, Minds Greet Unforgettable

March 14, 2024 Lisa
Snapisode: Lips Meet, Minds Greet Unforgettable
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Mom Is My Emergency Contact Podcast
Snapisode: Lips Meet, Minds Greet Unforgettable
Mar 14, 2024
Lisa

Snapisode is a quick snippet of the upcoming episode. Coach Bridget and Coach Lisa discuss the importance of women knowing what they want when they go out on the hunt.  Buckle up, buttercup, because we are about to spill the tea on smooching snafus that'll have you both cringing and cackling. 


Hosts:
Lisa
Bridget

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Snapisode is a quick snippet of the upcoming episode. Coach Bridget and Coach Lisa discuss the importance of women knowing what they want when they go out on the hunt.  Buckle up, buttercup, because we are about to spill the tea on smooching snafus that'll have you both cringing and cackling. 


Hosts:
Lisa
Bridget

Send us your Lifetime Movie Special Stories
momismyemergencycontact@gmail.com

Check out the NEW
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Speaker 1:

Wow, okay, so the bad kisses that I had are the ones that, like they're starting. They're trying to search for a treasure chest behind my tonsils and it's Nothing back there, bro.

Speaker 2:

Be there I.

Speaker 1:

Um, there's that, and then there's these.

Speaker 2:

Oh god, yeah, it's like open your mouth open, that damn. What's in here? Come on, come on. What am I kissing? A wall, what is this? No, it's like a salamander.

Speaker 1:

Oh my god, it's like you know, I think porn just ruined a lot for these guys. Um, okay, good kisser. Yes, that's definitely a plus being physically attracted. Emotional intelligence Okay, what else?

Speaker 2:

They have to be, they have to be like. They have to be intelligent, just overall intelligent. They have to Be able to hold an intellectual conversation with me. If they cannot, they won't lose me quickly. I look at board.

Speaker 1:

Okay, let me ask you this. So Bridget, hot guy, very physically attracted, but dumber than a bag of bricks, what do you do?

Speaker 2:

mark one in the relationships. I don't know. I mean, if all the other things were good.

Speaker 1:

You'd go for a test drive.

Speaker 2:

Oh, don't funnix.

Speaker 1:

Um, I'll never forget. There was this one guy I went on a date with and this was, like my god, years after my divorce, and he was hot, I mean hot.

Speaker 1:

And he, I mean like model hot, like I was just like, okay, I mean I was getting insecure because I was like he wants me, is this for real? Because he was that hot. And I said to him when he sat and we were having you know we're talking stuff I said, so what do you think? You know, you feel you're feeling this? And he goes oh, yeah, I said you're attracted to me. He goes yeah, I'm like wow, I just couldn't believe it because he was that hot. But then I realized what the problem was.

Speaker 2:

Oh god, oh god he was not smart.

Speaker 1:

Um, he wasn't, he was. It was like, oh god, and I'm thinking you know some of the words he was using and I was just like, is this? Like like he was very immature? Um, you know, this is a man who's in his 30s and he was talking like like the kids, like the 20 year olds, and Like I, I couldn't do it and I just said, oh man, so good a look at, but but that's, that's it. There's nothing there and it's funny because Could can't you just? Okay, I don't know about you, but if you see someone hot and you not feeling it, like you're, just like I ain't feeling it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh yeah. They can be arrogant, like they can be super hot, but if they're like arrogant, immediate ick is the kids say yeah, yeah right. It's just not. I'm not attracted to that energy.

Speaker 1:

It's the energy that they let off. And you know, looks are not everything. That's what I guess I'm trying to say. The looks are not everything, as much as people think it is. If your personality sucks ass or you're dumber than a bag of bricks, no, no no, it's a no, it's a no for me dog.